Oh boy, Nick! What has he gotten himself involved in? What could possibly make him hold Judy as a hostage! Did he do something to anger Mr. Big? Did he turn out to be a double agent this whole time? Was everything a giant hustle?!
…or is this just his attempt to fend off a Japanese tradition of some sort? I honestly don’t know, but I’ve heard that some people do this. I won’t judge, I have some pretty odd family traditions myself.
Thanks to Ahiru for the original comic, and thanks to LMAbacus for translating and editing it! Check out the original comic over on Tumblr, and the translated version after the break!