Comic: Bad Berries (by Eric Schwartz) [FULL]

Take the most BA person you know.  Then, condense them into an cute adorable, fuzzy rabbit body.  And give them the authority to kick your butt if necessary.  That is Judy Hopps.

Now, take that bunny, and give her a drug that makes her go completely feral.

That’s right, this comic is about Judy getting hopped up (add one to the pun tally) on Night Howler.  And I bet you’re thinking “look, I know Judy is tough and all that, but she’s just a little bunny.  What can she do?

Take it from someone whose little siblings owned rabbits.  They may be fluffy and cuddly on the outside, but they have semi-sharp claws and POWERFUL teeth to defend themselves with.  And if they get mad, they are VICIOUS.

You think I’m joking?  Just look at this documentary footage of a rabbit attack! (Warning: Language)

Okay, I was joking there.  But speaking from personal experience, you never want to be holding a rabbit that is freaked out for any reason.  I had scratches on my arms for at least a week.

Get a good look at the REAL reason Judy was the ZPD’s first rabbit officer after the break.

All credit goes to Eric Schwartz.  You can find the comic on FurAffinity.

[Warning: FurAffinity as a whole is home to a lot of NSFW material, some of which isn’t properly tagged and shows up in the General category.  So if you do follow that link, be very careful if you decide to browse beyond the comic.]