Saturday, September 3, 2016

Story(???) - Blick

A while ago, I made a promise.  I promised Tomlocke, the first Abyss Gazer, that if we hit a million views, I would post a very special story.  A story which lives in the halls of ZNN history.  A story that is required reading among the ZNN staff.  

Not even joking- we've all had to read it.

Best ingested between 1 and 3 AM, this is what happens when a good writer decides to make the worst story they possibly can.  It is a testament and tribute to all the bad fanfiction out there... and a consolation to all aspiring writers, that no matter how bad your story is, it isn't this.

This is... Blick.

Really, listen to the audiobook and read along for the full experience.

You will (or will not) regret it.

Additional Tags: #FreeBlick2016


  1. and the first thing that I ever did to influence ZNN lives once more. Welcome to Blick.

  2. Such depth! Can I please, please, pleasep lease pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease use Blick in my next storeh!?!!!!#,.1! :P

  3. I think i have dieded... by laughing, there should be more of this, becouse its just perfect!

  4. Is it bad if ive read this before... It is isn't it.

  5. O M Goodness! It's the Spiderses of Zootopia fanfiction!

  6. Let's seek for a fitting quote...
    "The F*ck is this?"
    "The F*ck is that?"
    "The F*ck are you?"

  7. This made me shed tears that not even Mr. Mead is capable of eliciting from me.

  8. Best fanfic ever, it really deserves the Nobel Laureate Prize.

  9. Best fanfic ever, it really deserves the Nobel Laureate Prize.