This one requires a bit of extra context to really get all the jokes, but thankfully our translators are able to provide some of that as well! Just be sure to look for the "TL Notes" on the pages.
Thanks to Ina Arazu for making the original comic (and be sure to check out their other comics Door of Light and Parents), and to LMAbacus for translating and editing it! Check out the original over on Twitter, and the translated version after the break! As usual for translated comics, read from right to left!