Saturday, January 14, 2017
Breaking News: Andy Lagopus Actually Has a Date(For Once)
I have some sad news for all of you mammals out there, as of tonight ZNN's most eligible bachelor, Andy Lagopus, has a date. I know this is a dark and sad day for all of you out there, but please lets send him our best wishes as they go off to see Sloth One tonight. Godspeed you silly fox, and don't screw this up I'd rather not have to rescind this statement. Yet again I repeat this is not a drill Andy actually has a date batten down the hatches the ship is sailing, sorry single mammals.
That's all folks! This is Tom signing off!
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